Mario is Nuclear Waste.

Alright finally back .

Right now this has annoyed me ages, Mario was at one stage a good franchise on the N64 me and my friends had a good laugh on Mario party, but its reached a point were I would rather jab out my own eyes and eat them than spend a day with the people who write the damn games.

Mario Galaxy being a prime example getting fantastic reviews from just about everyone no one seems to have picked up on the fact that the story is absolutely shit beyond belief "Oh no the princess has been captured" well didn't see that one coming, guessing a Mario games story line is about as easy as guessing if Chuck Norris could kick my ass in a fight. Now I have already admitted that Mario was a good game at one point but now it seems like its about time we shoved the old Italian plumber in to an air tight coffin nailed it tightly shut and buried him like was nuclear waste!

I get it hes Nintendo's flagship character but so is Master Chief for Xbox and they ended his Career in gaming with the end of Halo 3, lesson to be learned Nintendo is that even if a franchise is doing great in sales doesn't mean it cant be ended or at least give it a break and bring it back when you can actually hire these guys they call writers now Mario Galaxy made have an interested approach on using the Wii controller and I'll give it that but that's no excuse for the complete lack of a story as per usual.

Now hold on before you reach for your emails and started bitching about my passion for Xbox games, because I don't give a fuck, yes I like Xbox well done that doesn't make my opinion on this matter any less valid trust me the day they bring out 'Super Paper Master Chief' or an painful number of chief based games I'd want him to be buried to.

So please if not for the sake of the gaming community then for Mario's sake Nintendo just let him die whilst he still has that ounce of respect from gamers for those good games he featured in all those years ago.

-Crome